hotter me and then go out and score some hot boys
Moffat’s Women - Oswin Oswald
Oswin is a genius, so smart that the Daleks decided to convert her when the Alaska crashed at the Asylum. She proceeds to build her own little world in her mind, in which she is still shipwrecked among the Daleks, but carries on bravely, baking soufflés (with varying degrees of success) and sabotaging the planet’s systems. Oswin projects an air of self-confidence and flirtation, she’s always good for a quip and quick to make friends - but she still never loses sight of her own interests and goals.
Finding out the truth about what she had become is horrific. Nevertheless, the same girl who pursued her dreams to travel across the universe, who kept the Daleks out of her head for a year by nothing but strength of will even if it broke her, succeeds at holding on to her identity. Ultimately, Oswin values her humanity to the point where she sends the Doctor away and stays behind at the Asylum, fully knowing what would happen once she takes down the forcefield.
when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do
PLEASE TAG YOUR NSFW!!! seriously like put whos in it and like what porn its from and if i will be able to watch it for free
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
I’m sorry but if this song doesn’t unleash your inner hip action we’re not friends
I don’t think you guys understand this song is the most played on my iTunes and whenever I play it in the house my dad groans and tells me to shut it off
can I just
"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”
guh I love the 3rd gif STOP. NOW. moment so much the set of her angry angry jaw and how raleigh spins sideways to her at the speed of light going from teller-tastic murder eyes to a small head-shake of ‘no babe no the punk’s not worth it’ but he’s NOT physically like puffing up and protecting her or covering her or grabbing her with an open hand of restraint he’s literally nudging gently with the side of his hand like ‘i recommend non-violence at this juncture my sun and stars’ and how Mako’s look off this is like ???? I KNOW THIS CLOWN TRUST ME HE NEEDS A FIST TO THE THROAT HOW ARE YOU SO CHILL RALEIGH SRSLY MY KNEE HIS NUTS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST RODEO WITH CHUCKLES HERE and chuck god love him is just like ‘fucken bullseye’ and gives the wasp nest one last good kick because he’s chuck and alas it was the wasp nest marked ‘raleigh’s mako feelings’ and well he just got back from tokyo red shoe in hand so yeah chucks head snapping back like a pez dispenser in 3..2..1.. (tags from harrietvane)
airbrush clouds cause Im lazy
OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE
Thousands of lives are affected by moms not knowing how to operate a computer each year.
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut