I got a text from a number i didn’t recognise today and i sent them the ENTIRETY of the lotr: fellowship of the ring script
that isn’t even 1/20th of it IM LAUGHIN SO HARD
friendly reminder that this piece of shit right here
went to Eton, Cambridge and the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts
and this little shit over here
went to Harrow School, University of Manchester and the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts
probably two of the most intelligent people in Britain, everybody
TOO MUCH HOT NOT TO REBLOG
It’s better to think of life as a proper journey with a beginning and an end. Maybe, I can settle for being immortalised on screen.
Things that all started when someone stole a loaf of bread:
- Les Miserables
Oh hey, not a big deal, but the hubble took a picture of a star that’s nearing supernova status
Boy we’d better go check on Princess Anna’s corpse or something
While we’re at it we should probably get some legal proof from Hans that he was married to her and stuff
Also we should make sure that there aren’t any cousins who might have a stronger claim to Arendelle’s throne than this complete stranger
Yes, we should probably do these things
Nah, fuck it
Somewhere inside me is a merciful, forgiving person. Somewhere there is a girl who tries to understand what people are going through, who accepts that people do evil things and that desperation leads them to darker places than they ever imagined. I swear she exists, and she hurts for the repentant boy I see in front of me.
But if I saw her, I wouldn’t recognize her.
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
Childhood movies taught me the most important thing of all: parents aren’t always right and they don’t always know what’s best for you.
look how many notes this thing has