IF YOU WERE A SHAPESHIFTER WHAT WOULD BE THE FIRST SHAPE YOU ASSUMED AND WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

tsarbucks:

hotter me and then go out and score some hot boys


Moffat’s Women - Oswin Oswald

Oswin is a genius, so smart that the Daleks decided to convert her when the Alaska crashed at the Asylum. She proceeds to build her own little world in her mind, in which she is still shipwrecked among the Daleks, but carries on bravely, baking soufflés (with varying degrees of success) and sabotaging the planet’s systems. Oswin projects an air of self-confidence and flirtation, she’s always good for a quip and quick to make friends - but she still never loses sight of her own interests and goals.

Finding out the truth about what she had become is horrific. Nevertheless, the same girl who pursued her dreams to travel across the universe, who kept the Daleks out of her head for a year by nothing but strength of will even if it broke her, succeeds at holding on to her identity. Ultimately, Oswin values her humanity to the point where she sends the Doctor away and stays behind at the Asylum, fully knowing what would happen once she takes down the forcefield.


fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do


beefjorky:

PLEASE TAG YOUR NSFW!!! seriously like put whos in it and like what porn its from and if i will be able to watch it for free 


caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

(Source: onleatherwings92)


burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber

burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber


tagged as:  poor P!nk    
He Mele No Lilo
Kamehameha Schools Children's Chorus

disneyprincess10:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

youjustwaitandsee:

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I’m sorry but if this song doesn’t unleash your inner hip action we’re not friends

I don’t think you guys understand this song is the most played on my iTunes and whenever I play it in the house my dad groans and tells me to shut it off


hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”


andante-ace:

kitpocket:

airbrush clouds cause Im lazy

OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE

andante-ace:

kitpocket:

airbrush clouds cause Im lazy

OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE


accordingtodevin:

Thousands of lives are affected by moms not knowing how to operate a computer each year.


relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut